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Leonardo DiCaprio photographed by David LaChapelle for The Face, 1995
Last night me and my friends teepeed my parents car while they were out at dinner and then we went to walmart to get some stuff and when we got home my parents did not say one single word about their teepeed car. I figured they were just mad but then at around 1:30 a.m. one of us went to pee and discovered that in retaliation my parents had stolen every roll of toilet paper and every paper towel in the house and locked them in their room while they slept and all we had to wipe all night was a couple lonely napkins we found at the bottom of the pantry. Moral of the story: my parents are evil and also better at pranks than me.
There is no distance between you and God. His Holy Spirit lives and dwells in you. When you feel like He’s far, it’s just the enemy trying to convince you that He is, but He hasn’t and He never will. From the moment you accepted Him into your heart, until you meet Jesus in heaven, He will be by your side in every moment. He hears you when you speak to Him, and He is faithful to answer. He is with you child, forever and ever.
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
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Self-taught chef Rhiannon over at Cakecrumbs has been working on a fun series of planetary cakes that are designed to be scientifically accurate with different types of cake representing various layers within Earth and Jupiter.
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