how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
My mother’s response to this information was, “I believe it.”
out of people.
This will leave you
missing arms that
|—||Michelle K., Home. (via gorardway)|
Last night my one sister got in a car accident. Today my other sister got a blood test done telling her that the baby she has been trying years for is doing great. I am a ball of emotions.
|—||F. Scott Fitzgerald (via bloodychaos)|
wanna come over and watch me blog
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.
AVANELL MARLI AND ALISON DOES THIS NOT LOOK LIKE A CERTAIN PROFESSOR WE HAVE COME ACROSS????!?!?!
I’m just waiting for a Supernatural episode where God shows up like
I just pictured Chuck doing this and his first line back is, “I JUST WENT OUT FOR TOILET PAPER!”
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes